{"title":"Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003ePrinted proof you gave a damn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAffection and sarcasm belong in the same envelope. Satire Stationery greeting cards pair thoughtful design with sharp observations about birthdays, holidays, relationships, and the spectacular nonsense of being human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the people who know your sense of humor—and will recognize your voice before they reach your signature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little love, a little honesty, and a smirk worth sending. Because “thinking of you” leaves an awful lot unsaid.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"good-tidings-terms-apply-5-piece-handmade-christmas-card-collection","title":"Good Tidings. Terms Apply. — 5 Piece Handmade Christmas Card Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eChristmas cheer, with a few carefully worded objections.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGood Tidings. Terms Apply. pairs elegant gold designs and cream linen texture with an honest appreciation for Christmas: the spending expectations, the family scorekeeping, and the relatives whose invitation somehow survives their behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach card is layered and assembled by hand, with a coordinating envelope and a printed inner leaf featuring delicate snowflakes, a gold frame, and room for your own personal commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the people you love enough to send something beautiful—and know well enough to send something funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe five designs:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Family Is the Greatest Gift of All\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  “Which is a good thing because I’ve spent all my money on this card. Ridiculously expensive.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Jingle All the Way\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  “Apparently nobody likes a half-assed jingler. Commit accordingly.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Merry Christmas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  “Nothing says ‘the season of giving’ like a list of demands and a spending minimum.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Peace on Earth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  “May your family keep the peace as enthusiastically as they keep score.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Home for the Holidays\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  “Where you can make a complete ass of yourself and still be asked to bring a casserole.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- 5 × 7 inches when folded\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Cream linen-textured cardstock with layered metallic gold designs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Printed interior insert with a gold border and subtle snowflakes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Coordinating envelope included with each card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Handmade by Satire Stationery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend good tidings. Include the fine print.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Satire Stationery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67857053024488,"sku":null,"price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0804\/2876\/1320\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_307859b4-f073-4662-a008-561178472d44.png?v=1791414871"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0804\/2876\/1320\/collections\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_d0efa3c0-24fc-4834-8f18-d5d54c31f87b.png?v=1791418031","url":"https:\/\/satirestationery.com\/collections\/greeting-cards.oembed","provider":"Satire Stationery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}