Good Tidings. Terms Apply. — 5 Piece Handmade Christmas Card Collection

Christmas cheer, with a few carefully worded objections.

Good Tidings. Terms Apply. pairs elegant gold designs and cream linen texture with an honest appreciation for Christmas: the spending expectations, the family scorekeeping, and the relatives whose invitation somehow survives their behavior.

Each card is layered and assembled by hand, with a coordinating envelope and a printed inner leaf featuring delicate snowflakes, a gold frame, and room for your own personal commentary.

For the people you love enough to send something beautiful—and know well enough to send something funny.

The five designs:

- Family Is the Greatest Gift of All

  “Which is a good thing because I’ve spent all my money on this card. Ridiculously expensive.”

- Jingle All the Way

  “Apparently nobody likes a half-assed jingler. Commit accordingly.”

- Merry Christmas

  “Nothing says ‘the season of giving’ like a list of demands and a spending minimum.”

- Peace on Earth

  “May your family keep the peace as enthusiastically as they keep score.”

- Home for the Holidays

  “Where you can make a complete ass of yourself and still be asked to bring a casserole.”

The details:

- 5 × 7 inches when folded

- Cream linen-textured cardstock with layered metallic gold designs

- Printed interior insert with a gold border and subtle snowflakes

- Coordinating envelope included with each card

- Handmade by Satire Stationery

Send good tidings. Include the fine print.