If You Were Whiskey — Funny Birthday Card
If You Were Whiskey — Funny Birthday Card
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- Designed & handmade
- Palm Bay, Florida
- Fast U.S. shipping
I'm not saying you're old... but if you were whiskey, you'd be pretty fucking expensive by now.
A black-and-gold vintage whiskey-inspired birthday greeting card from Satire Stationery, with an elegant inside message for the well-aged troublemaker in your life.
Inside: Well-aged. Slightly dangerous. Questionable influence on others. And somehow, still everybody's favorite.
Design: Ornate black-and-gold whiskey barrel artwork on the front, illustrated whiskey glass inside.
How it’s made
How it’s made
Angie designs, prints, trims, binds, checks and packs each piece by hand in Palm Bay, Florida. Small variations are part of a handmade product.
Shipping
Shipping
Standard made-to-order items typically ship within 2 business days. Custom notebooks take longer; the expected ship date is confirmed with your proof. U.S. shipping only, with tracking.
Returns
Returns
Unused non-custom items may be returned within 30 days—contact Angie before sending anything back. Custom and personalized items are final sale unless they arrive damaged or incorrect.
