Noted. — Administrative Absurdities Tear-Off Notepads | 6 Designs

Noted. Because “I'll make a note of that” is sometimes the only professionally acceptable response.

Meet Administrative Absurdities: six beautifully illustrated, gloriously sarcastic tear-off notepads for recording the emails, phone calls, impossible requests and spectacular plot twists that somehow became your problem. The paper is lovely. The circumstances are questionable.

Pick your poison — each design $6.95, or all six pads for $29.95:

• Outside My Scope of Practice — a record of responsibilities someone mysteriously assigned to you.
• I Can't Make This Shit Up — for the events that should qualify as fiction.
• The Shitshow: Official Episode Log — another episode no one ordered.
• Per My Last Fucking Email — because apparently reading is optional.
• Above My Pay Grade — documenting the problems outside your salary and job description.
• Message. Noted. — Phone Messages — because apparently they couldn't just send an email. Record who called, callback number, who it's for, date and time, message, whether you returned the call, and the result.

The details: Each handmade pad measures 5.5 × 8.5 inches and contains 25 peel-off sheets of 24 lb paper, top-glued with a sturdy backing board. The complete six-pad set includes one of each design, 150 sheets total.

Printed designs shown in the individual photos are the actual artwork; group photography is a digitally staged arrangement of those designs. Handmade to order within our listed processing timeframe.

Great for desks, coworker gifts, office survival kits, and anyone whose professionalism is doing tremendous emotional labor.

Satire Stationery — Printed proof you gave a damn.